I’m sitting here in the dark listening to my boys scream their heads off.
It’s AWESOME!
No really, It’s even better than awesome!
My boys are over tired and flipped out and for some reason they’ve decided to melt completely down. Both of them! At the same time! And Jon has taken the girls to a music practice and I’m alone with the screaming banshees. And it’s every bit as awesome as it sounds.
Well, what I haven’t shared is the back ground, and seeing as all i have is time right now…..let’s git ‘r done.
I went to my exercise class tonight and when I came home just after 5:30pm….there was nothing done for dinner. The girls had just left to pick something up from the store, but they were planning on stopping at the library on their way home. Jon was unbelievably on edge because Jeremy and him had clashed while trying to “do homework”. You’d think that Jon would be the most understanding of Jeremy and his struggles because they deal with the same issues…but if you’d think that….you’d be wrong. Jon gets easily frustrated with Jeremy which is terribly frustrating for me…..then everyone is frustrated. It’s so AWESOME!
*****the screaming is winding down in pitch……I give them another 10 minutes before they are completely SOUND asleep*****
So, I asked about dinner and mentioned the practice tonight and well….he’d totally forgotten and by that point is was too late to make dinner and so…….he ran to get McDonalds……YUCK! How nasty.
Jeremy was in top form tonight and egging Siah on like crazy. It was BRUTAL!
Then Jon and the girls left and the boys pretty much melted down and started crying and asking for a movie and wanting to sleep in my bed, and wanting to take a bath and wanting more food and wanting to play on the computer….and the list goes on and on and on and on. AAAAAWWWWWKKK!
I don’t even really remember the last half hour, except for the crying and pleading and begging and fighting to get jammies on and fighting to brush teeth (I gave up with Siah) and I put them in their beds and they have pretty much almost screamed themselves to sleep.
You only wish that you were in my shoes, I know. I’m not sure how I had the patience for all of this tonight. I didn’t scream or flip out or yell or anything. I just calmly herded them upstairs, put them in their pajamas, attempted to brush teeth, and when that didn’t work, I put them in their beds and sat down in the rocking chair in their room to kill some time.
It’s worked.
Both boys are sound asleep and I’ve got a few things to do so I’m off.
How is/was your Wednesday evening? Better than mine started out to be, I hope!?!
that sounds or feels like most nights I have to put the girls to bed when J is not home….add to tonight the fact that I have a screaming headache and am sick…SOOOOO fun…everytime I say shhhh mommy has a headache it seems like they get even louder….UGH screamfest 2010 is not my favorite!
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