{"id":187,"date":"2008-04-26T13:17:27","date_gmt":"2008-04-26T21:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/?p=187"},"modified":"2008-04-26T13:17:27","modified_gmt":"2008-04-26T21:17:27","slug":"gotta-teach-that-kid-to-whisper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/gotta-teach-that-kid-to-whisper\/","title":{"rendered":"Gotta Teach That Kid to Whisper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to a wedding today.\u00c2\u00a0 the first one we&#8217;ve been to in a looooooong time.\u00c2\u00a0 I guess all out friends got married around the same time, and now we are seeing the next generation have at it, or maybe it&#8217;s just that we don&#8217;t have a lot of young singles in our church.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we all got dressed up this morning and that in itself was a hoot seeing as most of what we own is bought at Superstore from the Joe collection for under $5&#8230;gotta love those cheap t-shirts.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0The bride and groom looked like babies, beautiful, lovely young babies, but babies none the less, made me feel terribly old with my 4 kids and all dressed up so &#8220;Mom&#8221; like&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>They ceremony was nice too, not too short and lot too long, but try keeping a 9 month old quiet and also one little wriggly 7 year old still and quiet&#8230;it&#8217;s a recipe for a disaster.<\/p>\n<p>We were most of the way through the ceremony and this couple had decided that the first act they would do as a couple was to wash each other&#8217;s feet as a sign of respect and love.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not my cup of tea, but that has a lot to do with the fact that I CAN&#8217;T STAND FEET!<\/p>\n<p>Baby feet are okay,and my kids feet (once they&#8217;ve been washed, I mean REALLY washed) are okay, sometimes, but most of the time &#8211; I have a foot aversion that starts somewhere about the time that baby&#8217;s turn into small children, and the feet get dirty and stinky and just plain yucky.<\/p>\n<p>Well, who knew that you could pass a foot aversion on to your children, because as the bride knelt in a loving act of respect towards her new husband and gently while gazing adoringly into his eyes removes his shoe and sock from his right foot&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Jeremy rather loudly whispers, &#8220;<em>She&#8217;s touching his foot&#8230;&#8230;THAT IS SO DISGUSTING.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This was said loud enough that the grooms brother who happened to be sitting across the aisle from us and 3 rows back&#8230;..busts a gut stifleing his laughter&#8230;he is doing the whole &#8220;lips pressed together, red faced, shoulder jiggling, clutching his sides, trying to hold himself together&#8221; thing.<\/p>\n<p>It was awesome&#8230;.that&#8217;s my boy.\u00c2\u00a0 Of course, we looked at him and told him to not be rude and to try to whisper a little quiter, but truth be told, I was thinking the same thing, and trying to imagine myself doing that to Jon and well&#8230;&#8230;I just couldn&#8217;t go there&#8230;..FEET!\u00c2\u00a0 Yuck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to a wedding today.\u00c2\u00a0 the first one we&#8217;ve been to in a looooooong time.\u00c2\u00a0 I guess all out friends got married around the same time, and now we are seeing the next generation have at it, or maybe it&#8217;s just that we don&#8217;t have a lot of young singles in our church. Anyway, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/gotta-teach-that-kid-to-whisper\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Gotta Teach That Kid to Whisper&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jeremy","category-special-days"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}