{"id":176,"date":"2008-04-01T08:29:19","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T16:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/?p=176"},"modified":"2008-04-01T08:29:19","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T16:29:19","slug":"what-goes-in-must-come-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/what-goes-in-must-come-out\/","title":{"rendered":"What goes In, Must come Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" width=\"333\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3022\/2370572844_4fa078f860.jpg?resize=333%2C500\" height=\"500\" style=\"width: 333px; height: 500px\" \/>Alright, see that face&#8230;.it&#8217;s cute, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Now imagine it choking on something that he scooped up off my floor.<\/p>\n<p>Now imagine that he&#8217;s clenching his gums together because he really doens&#8217;t want me to remove whatever it is that he&#8217;s choking on&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>How Cute is that?\u00c2\u00a0 (Rolls eyes)<\/p>\n<p>We are officially in the &#8220;crawling around my floor and finding any stray piece of ANYTHING that escaped the twice or more daily vaccuming and sticking it in our mouth&#8221; stage.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So far, we&#8217;ve had paper, paper, more paper, and the odd unidentified food particle&#8230;.not good.<\/p>\n<p>And do you have any idea how upset he gets when I &#8220;try to help him out&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>OH MY GOODNESS!\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s insane.\u00c2\u00a0 Absolutely ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>Especially with 497,645,237, 892 pieces of Lego that Jeremy owns, this whle stage can be a bit worrisome, but so far the most creative or colorful or stupid thing that my kids have eaten (that I knew about) was when Jeremy ate 2 pieces of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sfpg.com\/animation\/liteBrite.html\" title=\"Internet Lightbrite\">Lightbrite<\/a>&#8230;..how did I know about this?<\/p>\n<p>Well, I didn&#8217;t, but when I found the present that he left on the flip side of things&#8230;..lets just say that that was the most colorful diaper that he left for me&#8230;..even if it seemed like it hurt coming out.\u00c2\u00a0 How would you feel if a Lightbrite piece came out pointy end first?<\/p>\n<p>Alright, enough about poo&#8230;I hope you are having a great April Fools Day&#8230;.this was not an April Fools joke, just in case you&#8217;re wondering?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, see that face&#8230;.it&#8217;s cute, isn&#8217;t it? Now imagine it choking on something that he scooped up off my floor. Now imagine that he&#8217;s clenching his gums together because he really doens&#8217;t want me to remove whatever it is that he&#8217;s choking on&#8230;. How Cute is that?\u00c2\u00a0 (Rolls eyes) We are officially in the &#8220;crawling &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/what-goes-in-must-come-out\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What goes In, Must come Out&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-josiah","category-just-crap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}