{"id":119,"date":"2007-11-09T11:35:21","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T18:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/?p=119"},"modified":"2007-11-09T11:35:21","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T18:35:21","slug":"so-long-and-good-riddance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/so-long-and-good-riddance\/","title":{"rendered":"So Long and Good Riddance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, I don&#8217;t actually mean that.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to a Ladies Retreat this weekend.\u00c2\u00a0 Just me and 70 other women, and Josiah&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>And no House Cleaning or making meals or co-ordinating peace talks between the <strike>monsters<\/strike> masses&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m almost, sort of excited&#8230;.except that I have to schlepp 50 kerbillion tons of diapers and clothes and blankets and everything else baby related with me&#8230;..that&#8217;s on top of all my stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m actually taking a HUGE monster sized suitcase, just one, and it has ALL of our stuff it.<\/p>\n<p>So, Bonus Points for me for thinking that even though it&#8217;s ENORMOUS&#8230;..I only have one bag, and one bag means WAY LESS trips back and forth from the van to the room.<\/p>\n<p>See, I&#8217;ve got my thinking cap on.<\/p>\n<p>Jon&#8217;s at home with the 3 older ones, and if you think about him laugh, and then think about me and cry, &#8217;cause I&#8217;ll probably come home to what looks like a war ravaged excuse for a house&#8230;..although the kitchen should be clean &#8217;cause Jon&#8217;s OCD takes over and he can&#8217;t make a meal or do ANYTHING if the kitchen is messy.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the house can be blown apart, but if the kitchen&#8217;s clean he doesn&#8217;t even see anything else.<\/p>\n<p>It actually works well for us &#8217;cause I don&#8217;t mind the rest of the house, but I HATE CLEANING THE KITCHEN.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re a good team, but&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Babe, could you make the <strike>monsters<\/strike> House Cleaning Fairies\u00c2\u00a0clean the rest of the house before I come\u00c2\u00a0 home on SUNDAY AFTERNOON AROUND 3PM&#8230;..I&#8217;ll even call first to give you warning&#8230;..PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, I don&#8217;t actually mean that. I&#8217;m going to a Ladies Retreat this weekend.\u00c2\u00a0 Just me and 70 other women, and Josiah&#8230;&#8230;.. And no House Cleaning or making meals or co-ordinating peace talks between the monsters masses&#8230;. I&#8217;m almost, sort of excited&#8230;.except that I have to schlepp 50 kerbillion tons of diapers and clothes and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/so-long-and-good-riddance\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;So Long and Good Riddance&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,5,16,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-crap","category-life","category-me","category-special-days"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xangelle.com\/dailygrind\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}